{"id":15007,"date":"2018-09-17T21:20:42","date_gmt":"2018-09-18T02:20:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/?p=15007"},"modified":"2018-09-20T10:30:19","modified_gmt":"2018-09-20T15:30:19","slug":"crap-aftershave","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/?p=15007","title":{"rendered":"Crap Aftershave"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_15009\" style=\"width: 360px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/img_20180917_158504.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-15009\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/img_20180917_158504-350x233.jpg\" alt=\"Crap Aftershave\" width=\"350\" height=\"233\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-15009\" data-wp-pid=\"15009\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/img_20180917_158504-350x233.jpg 350w, https:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/img_20180917_158504-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/img_20180917_158504-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/img_20180917_158504-800x533.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/img_20180917_158504-600x400.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/img_20180917_158504.jpg 1800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-15009\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Crap Aftershave<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Seriously, would you buy an aftershave called &#x201c;Crap&#x201d;? I mean, what would you expect it to smell like? I understand, it&#8217;s meant to be a reference to craps, the betting game played with a pair of dice. But really, an aftershave, which is meant to evoke a mood by way of an odor, using the name crap? I don&#8217;t think so. But apparently someone thought this was a good idea and got it all the way through the corporate process to a finished product. We found this in the back of the closet in Cathy&#8217;s parents&#8217; house. I&#8217;m not going to comment on the fact that someone obviously bought this. I should also note that it doesn&#8217;t appear to have been used. Anyway, maybe it doesn&#8217;t smell as bad as it sounds.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seriously, would you buy an aftershave called &#x201c;Crap&#x201d;? I mean, what would you expect it to smell like? I understand, it&#8217;s meant to be a reference to craps, the betting game played with a pair of dice. But really, an aftershave, which is meant to evoke a mood by way of an odor, using the &hellip; <a class=\"read-excerpt\" href=\"https:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/?p=15007\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[959,960,958,962,961],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15007"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15007"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15007\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15010,"href":"https:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15007\/revisions\/15010"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15007"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15007"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15007"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}