{"id":2208,"date":"2012-11-04T23:17:06","date_gmt":"2012-11-05T04:17:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/?p=2208"},"modified":"2012-11-08T07:58:59","modified_gmt":"2012-11-08T12:58:59","slug":"thats-not-a-cello","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/?p=2208","title":{"rendered":"That&#8217;s Not a Cello"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_2210\" style=\"width: 243px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/img_20121104_046620.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2210\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/img_20121104_046620-233x350.jpg\" alt=\"Dorothy On A Violin\" title=\"Dorothy On A Violin\" width=\"233\" height=\"350\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2210\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/img_20121104_046620-233x350.jpg 233w, https:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/img_20121104_046620-682x1024.jpg 682w, https:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/img_20121104_046620-400x600.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/img_20121104_046620-800x1200.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/img_20121104_046620.jpg 833w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 233px) 100vw, 233px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2210\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Dorothy On A Violin<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Dorothy picked up a violin today and started playing it tentatively. Of course, she&#8217;s never played the violin and after a short while she said something to the effect of, &#x201c;I just can&#8217;t play holding it like this, it&#8217;s just wrong.&#x201d; Then she turned it down and played it like a very small cello. She did reasonably well, actually, all things considered.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dorothy picked up a violin today and started playing it tentatively. Of course, she&#8217;s never played the violin and after a short while she said something to the effect of, &#x201c;I just can&#8217;t play holding it like this, it&#8217;s just wrong.&#x201d; Then she turned it down and played it like a very small cello. She &hellip; <a class=\"read-excerpt\" href=\"https:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/?p=2208\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2208"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2208"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2208\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2219,"href":"https:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2208\/revisions\/2219"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.henryhartley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}